I have been following Nala on plasticcrack.com for years now. I think he is hilarious!! One of his latest post had me laughing pretty good. Why, because I think he's 100% right! So he came up with a scale for adult psychological damage:
Level (# of toys(any kind)) Appropriate Euphemism
10 (1001-) Total Lowlife Loser Douchebag Addict
9 (101-1000) Asylum Worthy Loser
8 (91-100) Putz
7 (71-90) Don't you have real bills?
6 (51-70) Get A Life
5 (31-50) That Poor Loser
4 (21-30) Sick Addict
3 (16-20) Addict
2 (11-15) Should Seek Medical Help
1 (6-10) Acceptable Toy Collector
0 (1-5) Barely Worth Acknowledging
What is so sad about this is; I am at a level 9! Thanks Nala... I now actaully feel like a Asylum Worthy Loser...
Optimus Prime over the years...
2 comments:
Alas, I'm at #10.
And I got so much flack in email from people over that.
So many people take this thing of ours entirely too seriously.
I know the feeling...
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